Torture.
If you want to torture a masochist, stop torturing a masochist. But then again, they might like that. (So confusing.)
Archived entries for Gallimaufry
Happy 36th Anniversary, Mom & Dad
A tip of the champagne to my parents on the occasion of their 36th wedding anniversary. I know of almost no other couple I can see doubling that number in fidelity and longevity. Congratulations!
Friendly Mutton Chops.
This is my beard. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
Why a Beard?
Good question. Deserves a good answer. Here’s a few reasons for Why a Beard?:
- It’s good for the environment.
- Prominent historical scientists did it, and who are you to out-think them?
- It’s manly. (This is indisputable. But it only counts as an argument for beard growth if manliness is a desirable trait in your opinion.)
- It makes more sense.
- Beards make one look intellectual.
- Because beardies are more fun than those shavies.
- There is no good argument against bearding.
End of story.
Random questionnaire about The Marriage.
What are your middle names?
Curtis and Skovalia. She dropped her birth middle name when we married and switched it out with her maiden name.
How long have you been together?
Married almost 4 years, together almost 8.
How long did you know each other before you started dating?
Met in October 1992, so that would be more than 8 and a half years.
Who asked whom out?
Neither. we’re not date people. Continue reading…